Business Logic / Marketing

Business Logic                                                            Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice                           Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'                                         Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter.'                           Son: 'Well, in that case........ok'                                                Next Father approaches Bill Gates.                                         Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'                             Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'                       Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'       Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'                                          Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.               Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.'       President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'         Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'                   President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'                                            This is how business is done!!                                             Moral: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude   should be positive                                                            What is Marketing?                                                            You see a gorgeous girl at a party.                                       You go up to her and say, 'I am very rich. Marry me!'                     That's Direct Marketing                                                      You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.         One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, 'He's very   rich. Marry him.'                                                         That's Advertising.                                                          You see a gorgeous girl at a party.                                       You go up to her and get her telephone number.                             The next day you call and say, 'Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me...'           That's Telemarketing         You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.                           You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink.  You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her   a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich 'Will you marry me?'     That's Public Relations          You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.                                 She walks up to you and says, 'You are very rich, I want to marry you.'   That's Brand Recognition                                                    You see a gorgeous girl at a party.                                       You go up to her and say, 'I'm rich. Marry me'                             She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.                               That's Customer Feedback